Fluffy, Albino Rats
(Tune to "Sour Girl" by Stone Temple Pilots)
Hello good day. What are you looking at? I have two fluffy
albino rats.
How’re you today? What do you think of that? They are really
cute, fluffy albino rats.
What would you do?
What would you do if I gave two?
What would you do?
Don’t turn away, take them as long as long as you have no
cats.
What do you say? They are fun and they love to get pats.
They won’t chew your shoe.
They’re adults, they already grew.
They don’t need shampoo.
Hey, hey, Just think of that. You can even put them in silly
hats.
Hey, hey, it’s a fact. They will sit and listen to you chat.
They’re worth the pursue
They could even be part of your crew.
I don’t want to take them to the zoo.
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