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I Want Oats

 I Want Oats

(Tune to "I Want It" by 3 One Oh )


I got a secret in my kitchen

You’ll learn something if you listen

And I even have good samples to show

 

Oat flour is amazing.

In baked goods that your creating

They’re a powerhouse and now that you know

 

Tell your father, your mother

Your sister and your brother

Go spread the word about oats.

 

Tell co-workers, your neighbor

Your auntie that’s your favorite.

They’ve got health benefits; the word’s got to grow.

 

So obsessed

Cause they taste the best.

 

I want oats, want them, want them, want them.

Cooks fast.

Gotta have them, have them, have them

Lose fat.

I buy them, cook them, eat them.

A fact

 

I know to toast them, toast them, toast them

 

Oatmeal cookies are delicious

Here’s a bonus, they’re nutritious.

You’ll find them in every deli.

 

Toasted oats, they have great flavor

Tasty tarts I love to savor

With some raspberry jelly

 

They’ve got protein and fiber

They keep you from getting tired.

They even help with heart disease.

 

They lower, blood sugar

Whole grain and swift cookers

You can add them to our diet with ease.

 

So obsessed

Steel-cut are choicest

 

I want oats, rolled oats, thick oats, quick oats

With milk

Gotta have oats, whole oats, good oats

Iron, zinc

Vitamins, copper, love it

Folate

 

Mix it, heat it, zap it, cook it for me

Stir it, blend it, grind it, bake it for me.

Roll it, mill it, fry it, steam it for me.

Give it, give it, give it, give it to me.

 

I want it want it want it want it

Oat flour

Gotta have my jelly tarts

Pie crust

They’re the tops, finest, finest

Yum Yum


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