I've Got Red Pandas In My Arms at Night
( Tune of "(I Just) Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew)
I’ve got red pandas in my arms tonight.
They’re so cute, fluffy and red.
I’ve got plush pandas in my arms tonight.
I have seven red pandas on my bed.
They are scattered all around me
They let me snuggle them so much; men I do not miss.
My diary, it sits on the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the plush toys look playful
Neglectful men in my sanctum I do not permit.
I hold red pandas in my arms tonight.
Sometimes, they’re better than men.
I like plush pandas to hold at night.
Oh I, I want my red pandas tonight
They feel so nice; it’s so much bliss.
At the end of the day, they’re a soft way to lay.
They are furry and soft and they help me rest.
They cuddle with me in my comfy nest.
I’ve travelled the world with these pandas as my friends.
They were always there for me right in my pack.
My daughter and I stuffed them in with the snacks.
They always comforted us in hotels at night.
I hold my big, plush red panda at night
Frankly, it’s better than men.
I like pandas to hold on tight.
I hold red pandas in my arms at night
They’re not as much trouble as men
They never walk away, they’re always here to stay
We took pictures with them
They so cheered us up, they made it more fun.
But now its over and we are at home.
They keep me company at night; I don’t feel alone.
I’ve got red pandas in my arms tonight.
And I totally own up to it
I’ve got plush pandas in my arms tonight.
I hold red pandas in my arms at night.
Even better than hot chocolate.
They never walk away, they’re always here to stay
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